Dark And Stormy Night

It was a dark and stormy night about a month ago in Hines Creek. .
I was out for a walk when I realized that something wasn't right.
You have probably had that experience before. I felt a cold chill,
and I knew that soon I would have to make a decision. My friend
Destiny had called me the previous day, and told me all about Jason's
problem with the police, and I was a little worried about what would
happen. Then, all of a sudden, I saw off in the distance what I realized
was the awful truth, and right then I cried out in fear! I remembered what
my karate teacher had told me about a situation like this. It was very
important that I not run away from my fears. Very calmly, I picked up a
big stick and realized I was no longer afraid. Before I knew it, I was alone,
and I knew I really liked being naked. So you see, I really learned something,
and I decided I had to tell you all about it.